1. Travel to Italy. Find this creature and eat it.
2. Go to Alphaville and destroy Alpha 60
3. Find the waterfall in Loong Boonmee raleuk chat. Dress like a princess. Get raped by a fish.
4. Or travel to Twentynine Palms.
5. Try to find Jauja.
6. Climb Stromboli pregnant. While it erupts.
7. Visit Anatolia, drop your apple and let it roll down a hill, into the creek bed.
8. Go to Căpâlniţa. Pick up some American soldiers while an Elvis impersonator sings “Love me tender”
9. After seeing Sylvania:
10. Find out how green my valley was.
11. Go sailing on the Caspian Sea. Join the «Lights of the Communism” kolkhoz and fall in love with Masha.
12. Go to the seaside. Burn that tent and exercise.
13. Return to Italy. Go to Venice and die
